Английский:
<id118555#25#>You want to shoot me now!? You're terrible at reading between the lines...<#>

<id118555#25#>You want to shoot me now!? You're terrible at reading between the lines...<#>

Английский:
<id118556#25#>Um, you've never even spoken to a girl in real life, haven't you?<#>

<id118556#25#>Um, you've never even spoken to a girl in real life, haven't you?<#>

Английский:
<id118557#25#>Um, can't you see? I'm a girl. You're not supposed to treat us like this.<#>

<id118557#25#>Um, can't you see? I'm a girl. You're not supposed to treat us like this.<#>

Английский:
<id118558#25#>Why do you carry something like that with you, anyway?<#>

<id118558#25#>Why do you carry something like that with you, anyway?<#>

Английский:
<id118559#25#>You carry a gun because you think it'll make you more popular with the girls?<#>

<id118559#25#>You carry a gun because you think it'll make you more popular with the girls?<#>

Английский:
<id118560#25#>That's right.<#>

<id118560#25#>That's right.<#>

Английский:
<id118561#25#>It won't?<#>

<id118561#25#>It won't?<#>

Английский:
<id118562#25#>It's for self-improvement.<#>

<id118562#25#>It's for self-improvement.<#>

Английский:
<id118563#25#>Wait, really? Does that mean, like, it really worked somewhere before? Was I the wrong one here?<#>

<id118563#25#>Wait, really? Does that mean, like, it really worked somewhere before? Was I the wrong one here?<#>

Английский:
<id118564#25#>Uhh... Usually, that, like, totally doesn't work...<#>

<id118564#25#>Uhh... Usually, that, like, totally doesn't work...<#>

Английский:
<id118565#25#>Oh, I've heard about boys like you. So desperate for girls to like them, it's cringe-worthy...<#>

<id118565#25#>Oh, I've heard about boys like you. So desperate for girls to like them, it's cringe-worthy...<#>

Английский:
<id118566#25#>If you wanna be popular with girls, you should be nice! And spend money on dates, not guns!<#>

<id118566#25#>If you wanna be popular with girls, you should be nice! And spend money on dates, not guns!<#>

Английский:
<id118567#25#>You're so far gone. Omigod, you must think bandanas and sleeveless shirts are awesome too, don't you?<#>

<id118567#25#>You're so far gone. Omigod, you must think bandanas and sleeveless shirts are awesome too, don't you?<#>

Английский:
<id118568#25#>Please. "I'll shoot you if you don't like me." Even animals can be more romantic than that.<#>

<id118568#25#>Please. "I'll shoot you if you don't like me." Even animals can be more romantic than that.<#>

Английский:
<id118569#25#>Geez, you took the "girls like guys with hobbies" thing way too far. You are one really sad case.<#>

<id118569#25#>Geez, you took the "girls like guys with hobbies" thing way too far. You are one really sad case.<#>

Английский:
<id118570#25#>Of course, it doesn't! How does pointing a gun at girls make them like you more!?<#>

<id118570#25#>Of course, it doesn't! How does pointing a gun at girls make them like you more!?<#>

Английский:
<id118571#25#>I guess self-improvement is important and all, but you are totally doing it all wrong.<#>

<id118571#25#>I guess self-improvement is important and all, but you are totally doing it all wrong.<#>

Английский:
<id118572#25#>Whaaat? Then improve yourself with a martial artist or the yakuza, not a delicate girl like me.<#>

<id118572#25#>Whaaat? Then improve yourself with a martial artist or the yakuza, not a delicate girl like me.<#>

Английский:
<id118573#25#>...How is this supposed to improve you? You must be the type to do real terrible in school.<#>

<id118573#25#>...How is this supposed to improve you? You must be the type to do real terrible in school.<#>

Английский:
<id118574#25#>Uh, couldn't you just improve yourself, like in your room, without bothering other people?<#>

<id118574#25#>Uh, couldn't you just improve yourself, like in your room, without bothering other people?<#>

Английский:
<id118575#25#>Okay, okay, you look cool. Geez, calm down.<#>

<id118575#25#>Okay, okay, you look cool. Geez, calm down.<#>

Английский:
<id118576#25#>Okay, I can see how this would appeal to certain girls, but it's not, like, for everyone.<#>

<id118576#25#>Okay, I can see how this would appeal to certain girls, but it's not, like, for everyone.<#>

Английский:
<id118577#25#>Oh, no... You're completely lost in your own little world.<#>

<id118577#25#>Oh, no... You're completely lost in your own little world.<#>

Английский:
<id118578#25#>Ugh! You must really hate listening to other people! Does your family treat you like this?<#>

<id118578#25#>Ugh! You must really hate listening to other people! Does your family treat you like this?<#>

Английский:
<id118579#25#>Hey. So this is assault, right?<#>

<id118579#25#>Hey. So this is assault, right?<#>

Английский:
<id118580#25#>...Maybe I'll call the police. Maybe I'll tell 'em that you were worse than you actually were!<#>

<id118580#25#>...Maybe I'll call the police. Maybe I'll tell 'em that you were worse than you actually were!<#>

Английский:
<id118581#25#>Call them. I dare you.<#>

<id118581#25#>Call them. I dare you.<#>

Английский:
<id118582#25#>Forgive me.<#>

<id118582#25#>Forgive me.<#>

Английский:
<id118583#25#>It was self-defense.<#>

<id118583#25#>It was self-defense.<#>

Английский:
<id118584#25#>I'm the victim here, and you're angry? As if! Man... You really just don't care, do you?<#>

<id118584#25#>I'm the victim here, and you're angry? As if! Man... You really just don't care, do you?<#>

Английский:
<id118585#25#>Yeah, they probably won't even show, even if I called them. I mean, look at where we are...<#>

<id118585#25#>Yeah, they probably won't even show, even if I called them. I mean, look at where we are...<#>

Английский:
<id118586#25#>What? What's with your attitude? Fine, YOU call them if you want them to come over so much!<#>

<id118586#25#>What? What's with your attitude? Fine, YOU call them if you want them to come over so much!<#>

Английский:
<id118587#25#>Fine then, I guess I'll just call them. Don't come crying to me when you regret it!<#>

<id118587#25#>Fine then, I guess I'll just call them. Don't come crying to me when you regret it!<#>

Английский:
<id118588#25#>Why are you scared? Duh, the police can't even come here.<#>

<id118588#25#>Why are you scared? Duh, the police can't even come here.<#>

Английский:
<id118589#25#>What? That really scares you? Heh, maybe I'll call over your mom and dad too.<#>

<id118589#25#>What? That really scares you? Heh, maybe I'll call over your mom and dad too.<#>

Английский:
<id118590#25#>Are you getting all scared from hearing the word "police"? That is so lame, you know.<#>

<id118590#25#>Are you getting all scared from hearing the word "police"? That is so lame, you know.<#>

Английский:
<id118591#25#>Maybe you shouldn't have done something like this in the first place!<#>

<id118591#25#>Maybe you shouldn't have done something like this in the first place!<#>

Английский:
<id118592#25#>You can say that when you're up against gross monsters! Hurting cute girls like me can get you the death sentence!<#>

<id118592#25#>You can say that when you're up against gross monsters! Hurting cute girls like me can get you the death sentence!<#>

Английский:
<id118593#25#>You would claim self-defense against a little girl like me...? Ugh, you're so lame...<#>

<id118593#25#>You would claim self-defense against a little girl like me...? Ugh, you're so lame...<#>

Английский:
<id118594#25#>Even still, don't you think you're overdoing it?<#>

<id118594#25#>Even still, don't you think you're overdoing it?<#>

Английский:
<id118595#25#>You know, I can totally do the same and say it was self-defense too.<#>

<id118595#25#>You know, I can totally do the same and say it was self-defense too.<#>

Английский:
<id118596#25#>If we do get to see the police, I'll tell them about that shot just now.<#>

<id118596#25#>If we do get to see the police, I'll tell them about that shot just now.<#>

Английский:
<id118597#25#>This is definitely "attempted murder"! How scary!<#>

<id118597#25#>This is definitely "attempted murder"! How scary!<#>

Английский:
<id118598#25#>Wow... You actually shot at me...<#>

<id118598#25#>Wow... You actually shot at me...<#>

Английский:
<id118599#25#>Ah, never mind! I won't call the police! In fact, they probably can't even come here!<#>

<id118599#25#>Ah, never mind! I won't call the police! In fact, they probably can't even come here!<#>

Английский:
<id118600#25#>...Don't tell me you're going to shoot that. You're not really gonna do that to me, are you?<#>

<id118600#25#>...Don't tell me you're going to shoot that. You're not really gonna do that to me, are you?<#>

Английский:
<id118601#25#>Hey, how about this? If you don't shoot me, then I'll kiss you. Not a bad deal, right?<#>

<id118601#25#>Hey, how about this? If you don't shoot me, then I'll kiss you. Not a bad deal, right?<#>

Английский:
<id118602#25#>Not a bad idea.<#>

<id118602#25#>Not a bad idea.<#>

Английский:
<id118603#25#>I don't want a kiss.<#>

<id118603#25#>I don't want a kiss.<#>

Английский:
<id118604#25#>Have some self-respect.<#>

<id118604#25#>Have some self-respect.<#>