Английский:
<id946687#>What?<#>

<id946687#>What?<#>

Английский:
<id946688#>Uh, does your house have an automatic door?<#>

<id946688#>Uh, does your house have an automatic door?<#>

Английский:
<id946689#>What? Why would it? It's not a store or something.<#>

<id946689#>What? Why would it? It's not a store or something.<#>

Английский:
<id946690#>Funny you should say that. What the hell was that door supposed to be then!?<#>

<id946690#>Funny you should say that. What the hell was that door supposed to be then!?<#>

Английский:
<id946691#>If I'm meeting the parents, I oughta bring a gift. Common courtesy much? I had to go to the convenience store first.<#>

<id946691#>If I'm meeting the parents, I oughta bring a gift. Common courtesy much? I had to go to the convenience store first.<#>

Английский:
<id946692#>So you're starting from there!? Wait, a convenience store? Really, that's where you chose to get a gift?<#>

<id946692#>So you're starting from there!? Wait, a convenience store? Really, that's where you chose to get a gift?<#>

Английский:
<id946693#>Tch, what an amateur. Convenience store sweets are super-popular among older guys nowadays. You gotta know how to butter 'em up right.<#>

<id946693#>Tch, what an amateur. Convenience store sweets are super-popular among older guys nowadays. You gotta know how to butter 'em up right.<#>

Английский:
<id946694#>Pretty specific advice to have in your back pocket like that, but whatever. Let's just get to the house.<#>

<id946694#>Pretty specific advice to have in your back pocket like that, but whatever. Let's just get to the house.<#>

Английский:
<id946695#>Okay, back in character—I'm the father-in-law.<#>

<id946695#>Okay, back in character—I'm the father-in-law.<#>

Английский:
<id946696#>Father, this is Takayuki Yagami-san. We've been together for a while, and we intend to marry. He means the world to me.<#>

<id946696#>Father, this is Takayuki Yagami-san. We've been together for a while, and we intend to marry. He means the world to me.<#>

Английский:
<id946697#>Hello, sir, I'm Takayuki Yagami.<#>

<id946697#>Hello, sir, I'm Takayuki Yagami.<#>

Английский:
<id946698#>Oh, so you're gonna be me, too.<#>

<id946698#>Oh, so you're gonna be me, too.<#>

Английский:
<id946699#>Good sir, I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage!<#>

<id946699#>Good sir, I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage!<#>

Английский:
<id946700#>Never! You are no good for my child.<#>

<id946700#>Never! You are no good for my child.<#>

Английский:
<id946701#>Kind sir, please reconsider! I may be but a wretch, but I love your fair daughter with all my heart!<#>

<id946701#>Kind sir, please reconsider! I may be but a wretch, but I love your fair daughter with all my heart!<#>

Английский:
<id946702#>Did you not hear me? I won't give her away to the likes of you! Now get out!<#>

<id946702#>Did you not hear me? I won't give her away to the likes of you! Now get out!<#>

Английский:
<id946703#>But, good sirrah?<#>

<id946703#>But, good sirrah?<#>

Английский:
<id946704#>Uhhh...<#>

<id946704#>Uhhh...<#>

Английский:
<id946705#>C'mon, Yagami-san! Now's when you give me guff! Don't leave me hanging...!<#>

<id946705#>C'mon, Yagami-san! Now's when you give me guff! Don't leave me hanging...!<#>

Английский:
<id946706#>Sorry...<#>

<id946706#>Sorry...<#>

Английский:
<id946707#>Um...<#>

<id946707#>Um...<#>

Английский:
<id946708#>C'mon, Yagami-san! Now's when you give me guff! Don't leave me hanging...!<#>

<id946708#>C'mon, Yagami-san! Now's when you give me guff! Don't leave me hanging...!<#>

Английский:
<id946709#>Yeah, sorry...<#>

<id946709#>Yeah, sorry...<#>

Английский:
<id946710#>Yagami-san, what's wrong!? Are you choking!?<#>

<id946710#>Yagami-san, what's wrong!? Are you choking!?<#>

Английский:
<id946711#>Sorry! I'm fine, I'm fine. Now then...<#>

<id946711#>Sorry! I'm fine, I'm fine. Now then...<#>

Английский:
<id946712#>What year is this!? Convenience stores with automatic doors, but you're talking like <i>that</i>!?<#>

<id946712#>What year is this!? Convenience stores with automatic doors, but you're talking like <i>that</i>!?<#>

Английский:
<id946713#>Really? You didn't like it? I was just trying to be proper. I thought it'd be more likely to succeed.<#>

<id946713#>Really? You didn't like it? I was just trying to be proper. I thought it'd be more likely to succeed.<#>

Английский:
<id946714#>Try being proper in <i>this</i> century! It's almost like you're tanking the proposal on purpose!<#>

<id946714#>Try being proper in <i>this</i> century! It's almost like you're tanking the proposal on purpose!<#>

Английский:
<id946715#>Or do you mean to tell me that's how your sister's boyfriend phrased it?<#>

<id946715#>Or do you mean to tell me that's how your sister's boyfriend phrased it?<#>

Английский:
<id946716#>He absolutely did, I remember it perfectly. I was right there.<#>

<id946716#>He absolutely did, I remember it perfectly. I was right there.<#>

Английский:
<id946717#>Yeesh, I wonder what your sister's like, if she wanted to marry a guy like that...<#>

<id946717#>Yeesh, I wonder what your sister's like, if she wanted to marry a guy like that...<#>

Английский:
<id946718#>Oh no, my sister's single now.<#>

<id946718#>Oh no, my sister's single now.<#>

Английский:
<id946719#>So it <i>was</i> sabotage!<#>

<id946719#>So it <i>was</i> sabotage!<#>

Английский:
<id946720#>All right, that does it!<#>

<id946720#>All right, that does it!<#>

Английский:
<id946721#>Thank you very much, folks!<#>

<id946721#>Thank you very much, folks!<#>

Английский:
<id946724#>That... was...<#>

<id946724#>That... was...<#>

Английский:
<id946725#><i>The best</i>!<#>

<id946725#><i>The best</i>!<#>

Английский:
<id946726#>Yagami-san! That was the funniest I've ever been!<#>

<id946726#>Yagami-san! That was the funniest I've ever been!<#>

Английский:
<id946727#>The crowd loved us! I had a blast up there, too.<#>

<id946727#>The crowd loved us! I had a blast up there, too.<#>

Английский:
<id946728#>*pant*<#>

<id946728#>*pant*<#>

Английский:
<id946729#>Yagami-san... That was really fun!<#>

<id946729#>Yagami-san... That was really fun!<#>

Английский:
<id946730#>Yeah, I had a lot of fun, too. So that's how it feels onstage, huh?<#>

<id946730#>Yeah, I had a lot of fun, too. So that's how it feels onstage, huh?<#>

Английский:
<id946731#>I think I get why it's so popular.<#>

<id946731#>I think I get why it's so popular.<#>

Английский:
<id946732#>Heh, right?<#>

<id946732#>Heh, right?<#>

Английский:
<id946733#>*pant* I think I might've botched that...<#>

<id946733#>*pant* I think I might've botched that...<#>

Английский:
<id946734#>Oh, well, we didn't get to practice at all, so I hadn't expected anything showstopping. I honestly think I could've done better myself...<#>

<id946734#>Oh, well, we didn't get to practice at all, so I hadn't expected anything showstopping. I honestly think I could've done better myself...<#>

Английский:
<id946735#>But what matters is, I had a lot of fun up there!<#>

<id946735#>But what matters is, I had a lot of fun up there!<#>

Английский:
<id946736#>Yeah, same here.<#>

<id946736#>Yeah, same here.<#>

Английский:
<id946737#>And did you see the crowd? They were all laughing!<#>

<id946737#>And did you see the crowd? They were all laughing!<#>

Английский:
<id946738#>So many people up there... Smiling at me...<#>

<id946738#>So many people up there... Smiling at me...<#>