Английский:
<id965704#>I'm talking about a scorpion<RN>I saw the other day!<#>

<id965704#>I'm talking about a scorpion<RN>I saw the other day!<#>

Английский:
<id965705#>What? A scorpion!? You sure<RN>that's what you saw?<#>

<id965705#>What? A scorpion!? You sure<RN>that's what you saw?<#>

Английский:
<id965706#>Yeah, pretty sure!<#>

<id965706#>Yeah, pretty sure!<#>

Английский:
<id965707#>Dang, that's crazy...<#>

<id965707#>Dang, that's crazy...<#>

Английский:
<id965708#>Hey, check out this four leaf clover<RN>I found in Hamakita Park.<#>

<id965708#>Hey, check out this four leaf clover<RN>I found in Hamakita Park.<#>

Английский:
<id965709#>Ooh, cool! Maybe you'll<RN>have good luck now.<#>

<id965709#>Ooh, cool! Maybe you'll<RN>have good luck now.<#>

Английский:
<id965710#>Ha, I could use it—maybe<RN>I'll land a hot date now!<#>

<id965710#>Ha, I could use it—maybe<RN>I'll land a hot date now!<#>

Английский:
<id965711#>I went to the theater with my<RN>boyfriend the other day...<#>

<id965711#>I went to the theater with my<RN>boyfriend the other day...<#>

Английский:
<id965712#>Why do guys always want<RN>to see superhero movies?<#>

<id965712#>Why do guys always want<RN>to see superhero movies?<#>

Английский:
<id965713#>It's not like they're exactly realistic...<#>

<id965713#>It's not like they're exactly realistic...<#>

Английский:
<id965714#>I'm only interested<RN>in romantic movies.<#>

<id965714#>I'm only interested<RN>in romantic movies.<#>

Английский:
<id965715#>Saaame.<#>

<id965715#>Saaame.<#>

Английский:
<id965716#>Although, if one of my favorite actors<RN>is in it, I don't care what genre it is.<#>

<id965716#>Although, if one of my favorite actors<RN>is in it, I don't care what genre it is.<#>

Английский:
<id965717#>Oh yeah, me too.<#>

<id965717#>Oh yeah, me too.<#>

Английский:
<id965718#>There used to be all sorts of<RN>buff guys in the movies.<#>

<id965718#>There used to be all sorts of<RN>buff guys in the movies.<#>

Английский:
<id965719#>Now, the famous actors don't<RN>seem as jacked as they used to be.<#>

<id965719#>Now, the famous actors don't<RN>seem as jacked as they used to be.<#>

Английский:
<id965720#>Well, trends are cyclical. I'm sure<RN>society'll loop back around.<#>

<id965720#>Well, trends are cyclical. I'm sure<RN>society'll loop back around.<#>

Английский:
<id965721#>Pleaaase make a comeback<RN>while I'm still alive...<#>

<id965721#>Pleaaase make a comeback<RN>while I'm still alive...<#>

Английский:
<id965722#>I just saw a UFO!<#>

<id965722#>I just saw a UFO!<#>

Английский:
<id965723#>Whaaat? Lies...<#>

<id965723#>Whaaat? Lies...<#>

Английский:
<id965724#>I'm serious! I even heard it<RN>buzzing as it flew by!<#>

<id965724#>I'm serious! I even heard it<RN>buzzing as it flew by!<#>

Английский:
<id965725#>Uh, if you heard a buzzing noise,<RN>that means it was a drone.<#>

<id965725#>Uh, if you heard a buzzing noise,<RN>that means it was a drone.<#>

Английский:
<id965726#>Oh... I guess you're probably right.<#>

<id965726#>Oh... I guess you're probably right.<#>

Английский:
<id965727#>*sigh*<#>

<id965727#>*sigh*<#>

Английский:
<id965728#>Sorry...<#>

<id965728#>Sorry...<#>

Английский:
<id965729#>I went to a brothel the other day...<#>

<id965729#>I went to a brothel the other day...<#>

Английский:
<id965730#>But the girl that came out was<RN>someone I never met before.<#>

<id965730#>But the girl that came out was<RN>someone I never met before.<#>

Английский:
<id965731#>Uh, isn't that what<RN>basically always happens?<#>

<id965731#>Uh, isn't that what<RN>basically always happens?<#>

Английский:
<id965732#>I mean, not in the movies...<#>

<id965732#>I mean, not in the movies...<#>

Английский:
<id965733#>That's what you expected? Going to<RN>the brothel would be like the movies?<#>

<id965733#>That's what you expected? Going to<RN>the brothel would be like the movies?<#>

Английский:
<id965734#>I got a sketchy DM<RN>on Chatter the other day...<#>

<id965734#>I got a sketchy DM<RN>on Chatter the other day...<#>

Английский:
<id965735#>Said they'd compensate me<RN><i>very</i> well for my skills.<#>

<id965735#>Said they'd compensate me<RN><i>very</i> well for my skills.<#>

Английский:
<id965736#>Wait... You're getting<RN>headhunted, Senpai?<#>

<id965736#>Wait... You're getting<RN>headhunted, Senpai?<#>

Английский:
<id965737#>Yeah... I'm not totally sure about it<RN>though, since it's a foreign company...<#>

<id965737#>Yeah... I'm not totally sure about it<RN>though, since it's a foreign company...<#>

Английский:
<id965738#>But... Are you gonna quit?<#>

<id965738#>But... Are you gonna quit?<#>

Английский:
<id965739#>I mean, I'm pretty fed-up<RN>with Shinonome-san...<#>

<id965739#>I mean, I'm pretty fed-up<RN>with Shinonome-san...<#>

Английский:
<id965740#>No way...<#>

<id965740#>No way...<#>

Английский:
<id965741#>Who's your favorite at Girl's Bite?<#>

<id965741#>Who's your favorite at Girl's Bite?<#>

Английский:
<id965742#>Haruko-chan, all the way!<RN>She's just so cute and wholesome.<#>

<id965742#>Haruko-chan, all the way!<RN>She's just so cute and wholesome.<#>

Английский:
<id965743#>Well, I like Ayaha-chan.<RN>She's always so down-to-earth.<#>

<id965743#>Well, I like Ayaha-chan.<RN>She's always so down-to-earth.<#>

Английский:
<id965744#>Miu-chan for me.<RN>She's the cream of the crop.<#>

<id965744#>Miu-chan for me.<RN>She's the cream of the crop.<#>

Английский:
<id965745#>I'd have to say Emily-chan.<RN>I like how she's a free spirit.<#>

<id965745#>I'd have to say Emily-chan.<RN>I like how she's a free spirit.<#>

Английский:
<id965746#>Sounds like everyone's having a blast<RN>if we ever go on a group date!<#>

<id965746#>Sounds like everyone's having a blast<RN>if we ever go on a group date!<#>

Английский:
<id965747#>Yeah, Paid Dating Pals for life!<#>

<id965747#>Yeah, Paid Dating Pals for life!<#>

Английский:
<id965748#>Miu-miu's the cutest idol ever, huh?<#>

<id965748#>Miu-miu's the cutest idol ever, huh?<#>

Английский:
<id965749#>Uh-huh...<#>

<id965749#>Uh-huh...<#>

Английский:
<id965750#>What!? C'mon! Show some<RN>actual enthusiasm for her!<#>

<id965750#>What!? C'mon! Show some<RN>actual enthusiasm for her!<#>

Английский:
<id965751#>Just the other day, I called her cute,<RN>and you got pissed and told me no.<#>

<id965751#>Just the other day, I called her cute,<RN>and you got pissed and told me no.<#>

Английский:
<id965752#>What? Did I really...?<#>

<id965752#>What? Did I really...?<#>

Английский:
<id965753#>God, you asshole...<#>

<id965753#>God, you asshole...<#>