Английский:
<id948518#>(Okay, I noticed a few things while she was walking.)<#>

<id948518#>(Okay, I noticed a few things while she was walking.)<#>

Английский:
<id948519#>(No, that gaze is definitely directed toward that high school boy... Not the kind of gaze Hakase-san's feeling.)<#>

<id948519#>(No, that gaze is definitely directed toward that high school boy... Not the kind of gaze Hakase-san's feeling.)<#>

Английский:
<id948520#>(Okay, she's done walking. As for what caught my eye...)<#>

<id948520#>(Okay, she's done walking. As for what caught my eye...)<#>

Английский:
<id948521#>(Nope, don't think I can pinpoint it yet. I should have her go again.)<#>

<id948521#>(Nope, don't think I can pinpoint it yet. I should have her go again.)<#>

Английский:
<id948522#>Please! I need that kappa back!<#>

<id948522#>Please! I need that kappa back!<#>

Английский:
<id948523#>Hmm?<#>

<id948523#>Hmm?<#>

Английский:
<id948524#>Hic! Wha...? Ya want this kappa, eh?<#>

<id948524#>Hic! Wha...? Ya want this kappa, eh?<#>

Английский:
<id948525#>Yes, please! If you could carefully just—<#>

<id948525#>Yes, please! If you could carefully just—<#>

Английский:
<id948526#>Ten mil.<#>

<id948526#>Ten mil.<#>

Английский:
<id948527#>Excuse me?<#>

<id948527#>Excuse me?<#>

Английский:
<id948528#>If ya need it so bad, gimme ten million yen! Hahahaha!<#>

<id948528#>If ya need it so bad, gimme ten million yen! Hahahaha!<#>

Английский:
<id948529#>What? Please, just...<#>

<id948529#>What? Please, just...<#>

Английский:
<id948530#>Aw, don't like my offer, huh? Maybe a li'l smack'll change yer mind— Hic! C'monnn, don't you wanna love tappa from yer kappa? Heheh!<#>

<id948530#>Aw, don't like my offer, huh? Maybe a li'l smack'll change yer mind— Hic! C'monnn, don't you wanna love tappa from yer kappa? Heheh!<#>

Английский:
<id948531#>This guy is out of his mind...<#>

<id948531#>This guy is out of his mind...<#>

Английский:
<id948532#>(Is that guy wielding... a kappa statue?)<#>

<id948532#>(Is that guy wielding... a kappa statue?)<#>

Английский:
<id948533#>(I don't know what's going on, but if that boozehound can swing around a big statue like that, this might be serious trouble...)<#>

<id948533#>(I don't know what's going on, but if that boozehound can swing around a big statue like that, this might be serious trouble...)<#>

Английский:
<id948534#>(Should I go stop him?)<#>

<id948534#>(Should I go stop him?)<#>

Английский:
<id948535#>Eeee! Please don't hit me... Just, just give me the statue!<#>

<id948535#>Eeee! Please don't hit me... Just, just give me the statue!<#>

Английский:
<id948536#>Shuddup! I'm gonna bust this kappa in yer ass! Haha!<#>

<id948536#>Shuddup! I'm gonna bust this kappa in yer ass! Haha!<#>

Английский:
<id948537#>(Nah, never mind... Got other stuff to do.)<#>

<id948537#>(Nah, never mind... Got other stuff to do.)<#>

Английский:
<id948538#>Whoa there, buddy! What're you planning on doing with that?<#>

<id948538#>Whoa there, buddy! What're you planning on doing with that?<#>

Английский:
<id948539#>Huh? Who the hell're you— Hic!<#>

<id948539#>Huh? Who the hell're you— Hic!<#>

Английский:
<id948540#>How about you just drop the statue first, and I'll tell you? We can chat about whatever you like, then.<#>

<id948540#>How about you just drop the statue first, and I'll tell you? We can chat about whatever you like, then.<#>

Английский:
<id948541#>Ugh, shuddup! What's yer deal, man!? Poppin' up with all the questions! You're killin' my buzz here...<#>

<id948541#>Ugh, shuddup! What's yer deal, man!? Poppin' up with all the questions! You're killin' my buzz here...<#>

Английский:
<id948542#>Actually, you sobering up would be perfect right now.<#>

<id948542#>Actually, you sobering up would be perfect right now.<#>

Английский:
<id948543#>Aw, <i>now</i> ya done it! Eat statue, bitch!<#>

<id948543#>Aw, <i>now</i> ya done it! Eat statue, bitch!<#>

Английский:
<id948544#>So, are we done yet? Because I don't think you two are cut out for round two...<#>

<id948544#>So, are we done yet? Because I don't think you two are cut out for round two...<#>

Английский:
<id948545#>Uuuugh, I'm so sorry. Please, please forgive me!<#>

<id948545#>Uuuugh, I'm so sorry. Please, please forgive me!<#>

Английский:
<id948546#>I don't know if it was the booze, but watchin' this guy get worked up over such an ugly statue, it was just funny to me...<#>

<id948546#>I don't know if it was the booze, but watchin' this guy get worked up over such an ugly statue, it was just funny to me...<#>

Английский:
<id948547#>I don't actually want this! Take it back! Please.<#>

<id948547#>I don't actually want this! Take it back! Please.<#>

Английский:
<id948548#>Okay, I'm outta here!<#>

<id948548#>Okay, I'm outta here!<#>

Английский:
<id948549#>Phew... You all right there?<#>

<id948549#>Phew... You all right there?<#>

Английский:
<id948550#>Oh, thank you so much for stepping in. Thank goodness the kappa got through that unscathed...<#>

<id948550#>Oh, thank you so much for stepping in. Thank goodness the kappa got through that unscathed...<#>

Английский:
<id948551#>Is the statue yours?<#>

<id948551#>Is the statue yours?<#>

Английский:
<id948552#>Well, it's technically public property, not my own.<#>

<id948552#>Well, it's technically public property, not my own.<#>

Английский:
<id948553#>Oh, I should introduce myself. I'm Kazutoshi Kodama, from the Ijincho Community Revitalization Department.<#>

<id948553#>Oh, I should introduce myself. I'm Kazutoshi Kodama, from the Ijincho Community Revitalization Department.<#>

Английский:
<id948554#>I'm Yagami, a detective from out of town. So, you work for the city?<#>

<id948554#>I'm Yagami, a detective from out of town. So, you work for the city?<#>

Английский:
<id948555#>Yes—right now, we're focused on these kappa statues. We're hoping they'll help renew interest in the city.<#>

<id948555#>Yes—right now, we're focused on these kappa statues. We're hoping they'll help renew interest in the city.<#>

Английский:
<id948556#><Q>Statues</Q> plural?<#>

<id948556#><Q>Statues</Q> plural?<#>

Английский:
<id948557#>Right. We've been setting them up all over the city as photo opportunities. We even have a prize for each person who proves they took a picture with every statue.<#>

<id948557#>Right. We've been setting them up all over the city as photo opportunities. We even have a prize for each person who proves they took a picture with every statue.<#>

Английский:
<id948558#>The kappa plays a sizable part in the town folklore, so I figured we could use that to our advantage.<#>

<id948558#>The kappa plays a sizable part in the town folklore, so I figured we could use that to our advantage.<#>

Английский:
<id948559#>However, as soon as we set up the statues, before we could even announce the campaign...<#>

<id948559#>However, as soon as we set up the statues, before we could even announce the campaign...<#>

Английский:
<id948560#>All of them have gone missing, one by one.<#>

<id948560#>All of them have gone missing, one by one.<#>

Английский:
<id948561#>So, a string of burglaries, huh?<#>

<id948561#>So, a string of burglaries, huh?<#>

Английский:
<id948562#>Honestly though, how's that even possible? I mean, these things look awful heavy, being stone and all.<#>

<id948562#>Honestly though, how's that even possible? I mean, these things look awful heavy, being stone and all.<#>

Английский:
<id948563#>Actually, they're deceptively light—that's foam, not stone. They're just designed to look authentic.<#>

<id948563#>Actually, they're deceptively light—that's foam, not stone. They're just designed to look authentic.<#>

Английский:
<id948564#>I cut costs ordering them from an artist overseas, so the shipping would've been a nightmare if they were real.<#>

<id948564#>I cut costs ordering them from an artist overseas, so the shipping would've been a nightmare if they were real.<#>

Английский:
<id948565#>Ah, that certainly explains how that drunk was swinging it around like it was nothing...<#>

<id948565#>Ah, that certainly explains how that drunk was swinging it around like it was nothing...<#>

Английский:
<id948566#>Although catching it with your face still kinda smarts.<#>

<id948566#>Although catching it with your face still kinda smarts.<#>

Английский:
<id948567#>Because of my, um... frugality with the town's unofficial mascot, I'd rather not make a big to-do of this. Just, track the statues down quietly, you know?<#>

<id948567#>Because of my, um... frugality with the town's unofficial mascot, I'd rather not make a big to-do of this. Just, track the statues down quietly, you know?<#>