Английский:
<id304699#60#>If you're my best friend, you gotta help me! How can I get a full head of flowing hair!?<#>

<id304699#60#>If you're my best friend, you gotta help me! How can I get a full head of flowing hair!?<#>

Английский:
<id304700#60#>I gotta fix my height, too! Silicone implants, I'll do whatever it takes!<#>

<id304700#60#>I gotta fix my height, too! Silicone implants, I'll do whatever it takes!<#>

Английский:
<id304701#60#>Come on, man! If you can fix this for me, I'll pay you!<#>

<id304701#60#>Come on, man! If you can fix this for me, I'll pay you!<#>

Английский:
<id304702#60#>If it's 30 million yen for the Phantom Thieves, then I'll offer 100 million! ...Except I can't!<#>

<id304702#60#>If it's 30 million yen for the Phantom Thieves, then I'll offer 100 million! ...Except I can't!<#>

Английский:
<id304703#60#>I can't stop stressing over this... I really want to marry my girlfriend...<#>

<id304703#60#>I can't stop stressing over this... I really want to marry my girlfriend...<#>

Английский:
<id304704#60#>Huh? You want to know why I like her so much? Well, of course, she's young and pretty...<#>

<id304704#60#>Huh? You want to know why I like her so much? Well, of course, she's young and pretty...<#>

Английский:
<id304705#60#>But when I'm around her, I can just unwind and relax. She's such a good person, really...<#>

<id304705#60#>But when I'm around her, I can just unwind and relax. She's such a good person, really...<#>

Английский:
<id304706#60#>If I tell her the truth, do you think she'd still accept me for who I really am?<#>

<id304706#60#>If I tell her the truth, do you think she'd still accept me for who I really am?<#>

Английский:
<id304707#60#>I'm pretty insecure... That's why I hide my flaws by wearing all these different things.<#>

<id304707#60#>I'm pretty insecure... That's why I hide my flaws by wearing all these different things.<#>

Английский:
<id304708#60#>I'll go even balder if I think about it too much? Don't be saying that at a time like this...<#>

<id304708#60#>I'll go even balder if I think about it too much? Don't be saying that at a time like this...<#>

Английский:
<id304709#60#>Anyway, I love my girlfriend! I'm more scared of losing her than losing my hair!<#>

<id304709#60#>Anyway, I love my girlfriend! I'm more scared of losing her than losing my hair!<#>

Английский:
<id304710#60#>Thinning hair? Short? Those things are really me!<#>

<id304710#60#>Thinning hair? Short? Those things are really me!<#>

Английский:
<id304711#60#>To keep hiding all that would be like betraying my girlfriend, wouldn't it...<#>

<id304711#60#>To keep hiding all that would be like betraying my girlfriend, wouldn't it...<#>

Английский:
<id304712#60#>...I've decided! I'm going to tell her everything!<#>

<id304712#60#>...I've decided! I'm going to tell her everything!<#>

Английский:
<id304713#60#>I'll have her know the real me. If she doesn't like it, then I guess that's too bad...<#>

<id304713#60#>I'll have her know the real me. If she doesn't like it, then I guess that's too bad...<#>

Английский:
<id304714#60#>Thanks for listening to me all this time. I'll manage to get over this huge hurdle!<#>

<id304714#60#>Thanks for listening to me all this time. I'll manage to get over this huge hurdle!<#>

Английский:
<id304715#60#>There's been something I've been hiding from you. I want to tell you the truth about me.<#>

<id304715#60#>There's been something I've been hiding from you. I want to tell you the truth about me.<#>

Английский:
<id304716#60#>I'm short. I wear special shoes that add at least four inches to my height.<#>

<id304716#60#>I'm short. I wear special shoes that add at least four inches to my height.<#>

Английский:
<id304717#60#>I don't care about that... You know, I've been hiding something too...<#>

<id304717#60#>I don't care about that... You know, I've been hiding something too...<#>

Английский:
<id304718#60#>I'm actually twelve years older than you. I'm twenty years older than what I said... I'm sorry.<#>

<id304718#60#>I'm actually twelve years older than you. I'm twenty years older than what I said... I'm sorry.<#>

Английский:
<id304719#60#>Twenty years...<#>

<id304719#60#>Twenty years...<#>

Английский:
<id304720#60#>D-Don't worry! It's fine! My love for you hasn't changed.<#>

<id304720#60#>D-Don't worry! It's fine! My love for you hasn't changed.<#>

Английский:
<id304721#60#>I also have one other secret... Look at this hairline!<#>

<id304721#60#>I also have one other secret... Look at this hairline!<#>

Английский:
<id304722#60#>I've done all that I could, but it won't stop receding! I'm so sorry!<#>

<id304722#60#>I've done all that I could, but it won't stop receding! I'm so sorry!<#>

Английский:
<id304723#60#>Wow...<#>

<id304723#60#>Wow...<#>

Английский:
<id304724#60#>O-Of course, I'm a bit shocked, but I still love you.<#>

<id304724#60#>O-Of course, I'm a bit shocked, but I still love you.<#>

Английский:
<id304725#60#>I'm short and balding... But please, marry me!<#>

<id304725#60#>I'm short and balding... But please, marry me!<#>

Английский:
<id304726#60#>I lied about my age... Of course, I'll marry you.<#>

<id304726#60#>I lied about my age... Of course, I'll marry you.<#>

Английский:
<id304727#60#>You'd taken my heart before I knew it. That's why I ended up confessing all my sins.<#>

<id304727#60#>You'd taken my heart before I knew it. That's why I ended up confessing all my sins.<#>

Английский:
<id304728#60#>Ahaha... Me too. And it looks like the Phantom Thieves are also back in action.<#>

<id304728#60#>Ahaha... Me too. And it looks like the Phantom Thieves are also back in action.<#>

Английский:
<id304729#60#>I'll make you happy. I promise you that.<#>

<id304729#60#>I'll make you happy. I promise you that.<#>

Английский:
<id304730#60#>Wanna come with me to the elections? Let's think about our future seriously... together.<#>

<id304730#60#>Wanna come with me to the elections? Let's think about our future seriously... together.<#>

Английский:
<id304731#60#>Our lives together start now. I hope we can be together forever.<#>

<id304731#60#>Our lives together start now. I hope we can be together forever.<#>

Английский:
<id304732#60#>Me too. I feel like we'd really make a happy family.<#>

<id304732#60#>Me too. I feel like we'd really make a happy family.<#>

Английский:
<id304733#60#>I... want to learn more about you. So please, just be you.<#>

<id304733#60#>I... want to learn more about you. So please, just be you.<#>

Английский:
<id304734#60#>Me too. I want you to be able to tell me anything. No matter what, I'll accept you for who you are.<#>

<id304734#60#>Me too. I want you to be able to tell me anything. No matter what, I'll accept you for who you are.<#>

Английский:
<id304735#60#>You know, I've always loved you for your big heart... though your forehead is pretty big, too!<#>

<id304735#60#>You know, I've always loved you for your big heart... though your forehead is pretty big, too!<#>

Английский:
<id304736#60#>And I've always loved your wit and cutting sarcasm. Though you were cutting your age in half, too!<#>

<id304736#60#>And I've always loved your wit and cutting sarcasm. Though you were cutting your age in half, too!<#>

Английский:
<id304737#60#>Man, I'm tired... I've been doing a lot of overtime lately... See these dark circles under my eyes?<#>

<id304737#60#>Man, I'm tired... I've been doing a lot of overtime lately... See these dark circles under my eyes?<#>

Английский:
<id304738#60#>Be careful. I hear stress can lead to all sorts of bad things nowadays...<#>

<id304738#60#>Be careful. I hear stress can lead to all sorts of bad things nowadays...<#>

Английский:
<id304739#60#>Yeah, like those train accidents, right...? Those people collapsed all of a sudden and that was it...<#>

<id304739#60#>Yeah, like those train accidents, right...? Those people collapsed all of a sudden and that was it...<#>

Английский:
<id304740#60#>Stress isn't good for wrinkles, either. You need to soothe your heart to smooth your skin.<#>

<id304740#60#>Stress isn't good for wrinkles, either. You need to soothe your heart to smooth your skin.<#>

Английский:
<id304741#60#>Prices for goods are rising, tax rates are high... Politicians are all talk. Do they actually help?<#>

<id304741#60#>Prices for goods are rising, tax rates are high... Politicians are all talk. Do they actually help?<#>

Английский:
<id304742#60#>My husband's pay isn't going up, either. Must be nice for you. Your boyfriend's making bank.<#>

<id304742#60#>My husband's pay isn't going up, either. Must be nice for you. Your boyfriend's making bank.<#>

Английский:
<id304743#60#>It's not just the money. I mean, he's really tall and good looking too.<#>

<id304743#60#>It's not just the money. I mean, he's really tall and good looking too.<#>

Английский:
<id304744#60#>What a catch. How did you find such a good guy?<#>

<id304744#60#>What a catch. How did you find such a good guy?<#>

Английский:
<id304745#60#>Er, well, nothing special... It looks like we were just brought together by chance!<#>

<id304745#60#>Er, well, nothing special... It looks like we were just brought together by chance!<#>

Английский:
<id304746#60#>I hear this formerly beloved teacher sexually harassed one of his students. That poor girl.<#>

<id304746#60#>I hear this formerly beloved teacher sexually harassed one of his students. That poor girl.<#>

Английский:
<id304747#60#>It's tough for the victims to talk about it. I'm pretty sure if my boss touched me in a pervy way...<#>

<id304747#60#>It's tough for the victims to talk about it. I'm pretty sure if my boss touched me in a pervy way...<#>

Английский:
<id304748#60#>Why don't you just kick him as hard as you can with those high heels you wear all the time?<#>

<id304748#60#>Why don't you just kick him as hard as you can with those high heels you wear all the time?<#>