Английский:
<id319991#60#>*sigh* I can't believe I just admitted all that to complete strangers...<#>

<id319991#60#>*sigh* I can't believe I just admitted all that to complete strangers...<#>

Английский:
<id319992#60#>Whoa, don't you guys look crazy? Are you cosplayers or something? Those look like they took forever to make!<#>

<id319992#60#>Whoa, don't you guys look crazy? Are you cosplayers or something? Those look like they took forever to make!<#>

Английский:
<id319993#60#>That is just so awesome! Will you drop in on my stream sometime? Huh? Whaddya say?<#>

<id319993#60#>That is just so awesome! Will you drop in on my stream sometime? Huh? Whaddya say?<#>

Английский:
<id319994#60#>What the heck is with this guy...? He's so pushy...<#>

<id319994#60#>What the heck is with this guy...? He's so pushy...<#>

Английский:
<id319995#60#>Hey, whaddya want? You wanna find out more about me?<#>

<id319995#60#>Hey, whaddya want? You wanna find out more about me?<#>

Английский:
<id319996#60#>You don't know who I am!? Seriously!? Aw man, I guess I still need more followers!<#>

<id319996#60#>You don't know who I am!? Seriously!? Aw man, I guess I still need more followers!<#>

Английский:
<id319997#60#>I'm an influencer on social media— I'm gaining followers left and right, and there's no sign of slowing down!<#>

<id319997#60#>I'm an influencer on social media— I'm gaining followers left and right, and there's no sign of slowing down!<#>

Английский:
<id319998#60#>Well! Then allow me to introduce myself.<#>

<id319998#60#>Well! Then allow me to introduce myself.<#>

Английский:
<id319999#60#>This might take a while...<#>

<id319999#60#>This might take a while...<#>

Английский:
<id320000#60#>Do we really need the unabridged version?<#>

<id320000#60#>Do we really need the unabridged version?<#>

Английский:
<id320001#60#>Oh, uhhh... Then I'll do just that!<#>

<id320001#60#>Oh, uhhh... Then I'll do just that!<#>

Английский:
<id320002#60#>Oh! Interested, are you? Well, I'm glad you asked!<#>

<id320002#60#>Oh! Interested, are you? Well, I'm glad you asked!<#>

Английский:
<id320003#60#>All right, I should start at the beginning so everything makes sense.<#>

<id320003#60#>All right, I should start at the beginning so everything makes sense.<#>

Английский:
<id320004#60#>He's babbling about himself...<#>

<id320004#60#>He's babbling about himself...<#>

Английский:
<id320005#60#>You just HAD to ask, Joker...<#>

<id320005#60#>You just HAD to ask, Joker...<#>

Английский:
<id320006#60#>So, I know it's probably not the answer for everyone, but I'm gonna choose "B: Do whatever it takes."<#>

<id320006#60#>So, I know it's probably not the answer for everyone, but I'm gonna choose "B: Do whatever it takes."<#>

Английский:
<id320007#60#>I started streaming so I could strike it rich!<#>

<id320007#60#>I started streaming so I could strike it rich!<#>

Английский:
<id320008#60#>With how streaming's blown up, if this goes well for me... I'd really be swimmin' in it, ya know what I mean?<#>

<id320008#60#>With how streaming's blown up, if this goes well for me... I'd really be swimmin' in it, ya know what I mean?<#>

Английский:
<id320009#60#>So you're doing it for the money...<#>

<id320009#60#>So you're doing it for the money...<#>

Английский:
<id320010#60#>Buuut, it hasn't been as easy as I hoped...<#>

<id320010#60#>Buuut, it hasn't been as easy as I hoped...<#>

Английский:
<id320011#60#>I posted videos every day, but my view count never went anywhere.<#>

<id320011#60#>I posted videos every day, but my view count never went anywhere.<#>

Английский:
<id320012#60#>But then, I found the mother lode!<#>

<id320012#60#>But then, I found the mother lode!<#>

Английский:
<id320013#60#>There was a video someone uploaded where he just bashed on this celebrity so bad, it was ruthless...<#>

<id320013#60#>There was a video someone uploaded where he just bashed on this celebrity so bad, it was ruthless...<#>

Английский:
<id320014#60#>And his view count was through the roof! That's when I knew what I had to do to make it!<#>

<id320014#60#>And his view count was through the roof! That's when I knew what I had to do to make it!<#>

Английский:
<id320015#60#>From then on, I switched over to solely posting bash vids—lo and behold, my view count started to shoot up!<#>

<id320015#60#>From then on, I switched over to solely posting bash vids—lo and behold, my view count started to shoot up!<#>

Английский:
<id320016#60#>Oh, so he's flame baiting—saying outrageous stuff just for the attention.<#>

<id320016#60#>Oh, so he's flame baiting—saying outrageous stuff just for the attention.<#>

Английский:
<id320017#60#>Sooo, all this stuff you're goin' on about... Basically, it boils down to you talkin' shit about other people for money, yeah?<#>

<id320017#60#>Sooo, all this stuff you're goin' on about... Basically, it boils down to you talkin' shit about other people for money, yeah?<#>

Английский:
<id320018#60#>Haha, you really nailed it there!<#>

<id320018#60#>Haha, you really nailed it there!<#>

Английский:
<id320019#60#>People hate on me night and day in the comments—they even point me out on the street now!<#>

<id320019#60#>People hate on me night and day in the comments—they even point me out on the street now!<#>

Английский:
<id320020#60#>But I'm not doing anything illegal or anything—and that's better than what I could've ended up in!<#>

<id320020#60#>But I'm not doing anything illegal or anything—and that's better than what I could've ended up in!<#>

Английский:
<id320021#60#>I walked away from my job because the stress was killing me, but then I became a real burden to my parents for a while...<#>

<id320021#60#>I walked away from my job because the stress was killing me, but then I became a real burden to my parents for a while...<#>

Английский:
<id320022#60#>But if I'm a famous streamer, I can make enough to survive AND pay my parents back, right? Right!?<#>

<id320022#60#>But if I'm a famous streamer, I can make enough to survive AND pay my parents back, right? Right!?<#>

Английский:
<id320023#60#>I don't know how I should feel about all this—you spread negativity, but it's not entirely for personal gain...<#>

<id320023#60#>I don't know how I should feel about all this—you spread negativity, but it's not entirely for personal gain...<#>

Английский:
<id320024#60#>Heh, are you guys gaining an interest in me? Maybe we can come up with some kinda collab together—<#>

<id320024#60#>Heh, are you guys gaining an interest in me? Maybe we can come up with some kinda collab together—<#>

Английский:
<id320025#60#>Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just go already.<#>

<id320025#60#>Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just go already.<#>

Английский:
<id320026#60#>Subscribe to my channel, okay!?<#>

<id320026#60#>Subscribe to my channel, okay!?<#>

Английский:
<id320027#60#>That really wore me out, for some reason...<#>

<id320027#60#>That really wore me out, for some reason...<#>

Английский:
<id320028#60#>Hmm? What do you want?<#>

<id320028#60#>Hmm? What do you want?<#>

Английский:
<id320029#60#>This? Does it actually matter? I'm pretty sure it won't make a difference.<#>

<id320029#60#>This? Does it actually matter? I'm pretty sure it won't make a difference.<#>

Английский:
<id320030#60#>Well, if I have to choose, I'm going with "C: Give up for a new dream."<#>

<id320030#60#>Well, if I have to choose, I'm going with "C: Give up for a new dream."<#>

Английский:
<id320031#60#>I mean, the other ones apply even less to me than that one.<#>

<id320031#60#>I mean, the other ones apply even less to me than that one.<#>

Английский:
<id320032#60#>What do you mean? Don't you want to make your dream come true?<#>

<id320032#60#>What do you mean? Don't you want to make your dream come true?<#>

Английский:
<id320033#60#>Whoa there, hold on a sec. That's, like, for people who have big dreams, right?<#>

<id320033#60#>Whoa there, hold on a sec. That's, like, for people who have big dreams, right?<#>

Английский:
<id320034#60#>Besides, trying hard isn't actually gonna solve anything.<#>

<id320034#60#>Besides, trying hard isn't actually gonna solve anything.<#>

Английский:
<id320035#60#>Why wear yourselves down to nothing over some dream? It'd be a lot simpler to just choose an easier dream.<#>

<id320035#60#>Why wear yourselves down to nothing over some dream? It'd be a lot simpler to just choose an easier dream.<#>

Английский:
<id320036#60#>I personally believe that pursuing something is a wonderful thing... I suppose it depends on the person.<#>

<id320036#60#>I personally believe that pursuing something is a wonderful thing... I suppose it depends on the person.<#>

Английский:
<id320037#60#>Prolly, yeah... I got tired of doing stuff like that, so I just quit.<#>

<id320037#60#>Prolly, yeah... I got tired of doing stuff like that, so I just quit.<#>

Английский:
<id320038#60#>If I had a dream I actually cared about, it might be different... but I don't have anything like that.<#>

<id320038#60#>If I had a dream I actually cared about, it might be different... but I don't have anything like that.<#>

Английский:
<id320039#60#><F2 01 03 01>Failing after trying your hardest hurts the worst<F2 01 1C 01>. That's what it all boils down to, ya know?<#>

<id320039#60#><F2 01 03 01>Failing after trying your hardest hurts the worst<F2 01 1C 01>. That's what it all boils down to, ya know?<#>

Английский:
<id320040#60#>So, he's avoiding dreams that might not come true because it's easier?<#>

<id320040#60#>So, he's avoiding dreams that might not come true because it's easier?<#>